Ashake's Diary (2) ; Operation break Simi and DJ up

So I got into a lot of trouble with Miss Ade last week. I was smart enough not to cross her part over the past few days. But that was by far the least of my problems. DJ (Deji) my crush for the last two months just asked Simi, my classmate to be his girlfriend like hell, if I let this happen. My aim presently was to break them up. All I needed was the perfect plan.

I mean, I surely am attractive, so I’ve been told. Simi was short and chubby, far from cute. She had nothing on me. My plan A was to kill Simi and hide her body. He he !! Dumb or simply turn two of them against each other, which by far was a better plan.

So the next day I went to school with high hopes, my plan was in motion. I quickly stole Simi’s phone from her locker that morning when she left class and texted DJ, saying that ‘’I (Simi) didn’t think anything could work out between us’’. DJ obviously walked into class that morning looking distraught, and as a nice girl I gave him a shoulder to cry on.

DJ poured his heart out, (obviously thinking I cared), I simply told him to forget her, and move on. Simi entered the class looking confused. She tried to talk to DJ, but he walked out on her. Lucky for us, our teacher turned in sick again, so we were free that morning. Simi came to me too, asking for advice; I obviously told her point blank, that DJ did not like her, telling her I was sure he was out to use her. Simi took my word for it, and accepted fate.

Unfortunately for me, Ify (Amebo of the class) saw me take Simi’s phone that morning (I still don’t know how). All I know is that the whole class had a field day calling me a slut. And I had to endure Simi and DJ throwing angry glances at me all day. I left class immediately after the closing bell.

When I got home, my stupid sister who heard my escapade in school didn’t waste time telling everyone at home. I had to endure a long talk from my mum and dad about life and the choices we make. After that, I so made up my mind never to play smart. DJ wasn’t my only crush anyway. I still had Steven (a senior in my school). With a smile on my face i knew Plan C was in motion. 

                                                                          Erogbogbo Yejide