FRIDAY! My best day of the week was finally here. I felt ecstatic as I went to school that day; the weekend was already around the corner. I had everything I wanted to do planned out, all which was to watch movies all weekend (pirated movies unfortunately). It came to me as no surprise when I met a rowdy class. My teacher Miss Bamire claimed she had headache (as usual), so Miss Are (an annoying substitute teacher) was replacing her.
Unfortunately for me, I didn’t expect Ify (class Amebo) to be in the mood to practice her trade that morning, with me as her main victim. I sincerely don’t know how Ify got an embarrassing picture of me when I was little. All I know is that she was passing it round class, and everyone was laughing.
She then went on to tell the class stupid stories about me, all in my presence (the nerve!!!!!). She was obviously good, because she got the whole class laughing. I sat there on my seat boiling in anger. ‘’how dare she?’’ I thought.
Suddenly I stood up in anger, and charged towards Ify, giving her a nasty slap across the face; little did I know that I was in for it. Ify was not soft at all. She pulled me by my hair (short hair. He he!), to the front of the class, and started her torture by first serving me four dirty slaps. Then she proceeded to punching, kicking and biting me.
My stupid classmates cheered her on, as she used my face to clean the board, even Miss Are stood there and watched in fascination as I was been ridiculed ( I’m sure she wished she was the one doing it to me).
After Ify was through showing me who was boss, she continued laughing with my class mates and telling them even more embarrassing stories of me. As I sat there thinking about my life and reputation , staring at Ify ( who I had killed in my mind a thousand times), I thought of my tarnished reputation, and at that moment I knew I had nothing to lose. So I walked up to Ify gave her another slap, saying ‘FUCK YOU’ at the top of my voice. Well!! I think you know what happened next.
Erogbogbo Yejide
